January 2012
1 post
Over heard on the sidewalk
Lady 1: I want you to know, I'm not shady or anything.
Lady 2: ....
December 2011
1 post
“Hi Animal….”
– Bike messenger to leashed dog, as he rode through the crosswalk. As “Dog” is monosyllabic, I can only conclude he did not know what kind of animal it was…
August 2011
1 post
Over heard at the bar
Girl 1: do you remember so-and-so?
Girl 2: YES!! I love her! I think we were facebook friends for a while.
Me thinking: (oh wow cuz you apparently know and love her SO well).
February 2011
4 posts
Barista: Would you like Milk with your coffee?
Me: Yes. Oh! No, I meant no!
Barista: Didn't you do that yesterday too?
Me: Yes. Sorry. Don't know what's wrong with me. I guess I just say Yes without thinking.
WatchPingpong oldschool
5 tags
October 2010
1 post
“open Sundays until 5pm” … I walk in, and I get “oh that area...”
September 2010
1 post
This is what happens when I'm sleep deprived
If I Only Had a Brain
I could chew away the muscles,
gnawing on some knuckles
while crawlin’ through the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’
while all my guts out - are hangin’
If I only had a brain.
I’d shuffle thru any scuffle,
lookin’ for some scrapple,
my mouth all red with stain.
With the arms you’d be grippin’
you could crack another...
August 2010
1 post
Couple at movie theater ticket kiosk
Him: oh honey it's sold out. How about... The Expendables?
Her: what's that about?
Him: I dunno..
Her: what about Step Up? It's 3D.
Him: what's that about?
Her: I dunno...
Me: hahahaha yea riiiight.
July 2010
2 posts
Colleague and I both sent a report to the Big Boss on the same topic.
BB to colleague: why didn't you tell me sooner?!
BB to me: thank you for your diligent response.
June 2010
2 posts
“Time enjoyed wasting, is not wasted time at all.”
Does not compute
Me: so 12 bottles individually, is $22. But that box of 12 is $32? Clerk: yes, the box is cheaper. Me: huh? Clerk: the box is more. It’s cheaper. Me: how? Clerk: it’s $32. Me: and what I have here is…. Clerk: $22.
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
3 posts
July 2009
4 posts
WatchSnorkeling in St. John
June 2009
3 posts
May 2009
3 posts
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
8 posts
Overheard at starbucks
Girl 1: I shouldn't drink coffee
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: I need to drink more cranberry juice. My urinary tract infection is bothering me.
Visual WTF moments →
Reorganizing
My online presence. Moving blogs around. Spring Cleaning, if you will.
February 2009
6 posts
January 2009
8 posts
